Adjusting Your TV Volume
- Kinect or webcams that sense your position within the room and adjust accordingly
- Wireless dongle you wear while at home that measures your distance from the TV
- Electrical trigger in wall outlets that informs TV what other devices you’re using, and thus how far away you are
- Wearable speaker that you wear on your neck
- TV senses other sounds competing with it and lowers volume accordingly
Arriving Too Early At A Restaurant
- Find out when your group is going to arrive and wait around until then
- Do something else for a short amount of time like grabbing a cup of coffee
- Avoid looking like you are alone by texting, calling people, etc.
- Give up on waiting and leave
- Join another party at the restaurant instead!
Office Injuries / Desk Job Issues
- After too much sitting, chair becomes “tired” and begins to fall apart until completely collapsing, forcing you to put it back together
- Armrests of chair begin to vibrate, increasing in intensity if you continue to sit until it’s rattling your entire body
- After too long sitting, activates an alarm across the room you must get up to shut off
- Selectively disables computer functions one at a time, forcing you to take a break from work
- Progressively dim lights until they fully shut off, forcing you to turn them back on
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